posted 1 hour ago with 2,483 notes from hufflepuffdean via secretlymishareblog

64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

posted 1 hour ago with 78,880 notes from best-pics-gifs.com via bordmstriksreblog

captioningcrusader:

anyone who’s been following this blog knows that we’re highly susceptible to popular memes  

silvarbelle:

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

Ain’t no dinosaur big enough to throw as much shade as Dr. Ellie Sattler does.

posted 3 hours ago with 129,411 notes from howimetunclecharlie via bordmstriksreblog

wordsofel:

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

Just don’t be an ass. Ok?

posted 4 hours ago with 1,026,447 notes from fishingboatstops via wordsofelreblog

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

posted 4 hours ago with 7,285 notes from thestudentprincesss via megachikoritareblog

cerebralprisoner:

howthehoolychillz:

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

Shout out to girls who make you rethink your entire existence with their mouth. Y’all the real mvp’s.

^

posted 5 hours ago with 33,876 notes from the-goddamazon via makingoursunflowerreblog

Someday one of my friends will say “Hey, whatever happened to Jillian?”

And someone else will say “Who?”

And the first will reply “Jillian? Remember? She was that weirdo with all the gay porn and weird hippy habits.”

Then a third person will say “She found her OTP’s tag on AO3 and was never heard from again.”

A decade down the road, maybe two, I will resurface and people will ask what happened to me. All I’ll be able to do is cry inconsolably, babbling about incompletes and time machines and the death of fandoms. 

posted 6 hours ago • reblog

jillymomcraftypants:

MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH WHICH MEANS A NEW BABY CARRIER BUT THERE ARE TWO GORGEOUS PREORDERS AND I NEED THEM BOTH BUT I HAVE TO CHOOSE HARRY POTTER OR RAINGBOW MUSIC AND IM GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER NOW BYE

PANICKED CRYING I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE AND I ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE BUT IM SO SAD FOR THE ONE IT WONT BE

posted 3 weeks ago with 4 notes via jillymomcraftypantsreblog

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