Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
anyone who’s been following this blog knows that we’re highly susceptible to popular memes
I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
Ain’t no dinosaur big enough to throw as much shade as Dr. Ellie Sattler does.
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
Just don’t be an ass. Ok?
oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.
Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.
That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.
Shout out to girls who make you rethink your entire existence with their mouth. Y’all the real mvp’s.
Someday one of my friends will say “Hey, whatever happened to Jillian?”
And someone else will say “Who?”
And the first will reply “Jillian? Remember? She was that weirdo with all the gay porn and weird hippy habits.”
Then a third person will say “She found her OTP’s tag on AO3 and was never heard from again.”
A decade down the road, maybe two, I will resurface and people will ask what happened to me. All I’ll be able to do is cry inconsolably, babbling about incompletes and time machines and the death of fandoms.
MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH WHICH MEANS A NEW BABY CARRIER BUT THERE ARE TWO GORGEOUS PREORDERS AND I NEED THEM BOTH BUT I HAVE TO CHOOSE HARRY POTTER OR RAINGBOW MUSIC AND IM GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER NOW BYE
PANICKED CRYING I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE AND I ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE BUT IM SO SAD FOR THE ONE IT WONT BE