MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH WHICH MEANS A NEW BABY CARRIER BUT THERE ARE TWO GORGEOUS PREORDERS AND I NEED THEM BOTH BUT I HAVE TO CHOOSE HARRY POTTER OR RAINGBOW MUSIC AND IM GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER NOW BYE
PANICKED CRYING I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE AND I ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE BUT IM SO SAD FOR THE ONE IT WONT BE
IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
Anonymous asked a thing: Ebola is ONLY transmitted by bodily fluids, which also means coughed saliva. Not the same as being airborne. It's so contagious in Africa because of lack of hygiene. Cough in your elbow and wash your fucking hands and everyone will be fine.
friendly reminder that these two exist
And most of their conversations go like this
And deadpool probably has a tumblr
At the grocery store
*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Here's why. You don't respect me.
You called me a whore in front of my children.
*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Because even she know you a piece of shit.
in all honesty though don’t pretend you were never 14, don’t be that pretentious arse
don’t sit there acting like you never drew terrible manga fanart with disorted eyes the size of misshapen basketballs whilst one-handed typing “xD” over and over again into a chatbox
look me in the eye and tell me you never had an invader zim phase
the future is here and it’s horrible
When you are programmed to serve, there are only so many ways to rebel.